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Manchester United 3-2 Tottenham: Cristiano Ronaldo is back with a BANG as the Red Devils forward fires in a HAT-TRICK

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Never mind the fact that he’s only scored two goals since Christmas. Never mind flouncing off to Portugal last weekend to avoid enduring the ignominy of watching his teammates being thrashed by Manchester City. Never mind the dubious dressing room vibes. Cristiano Ronaldo is a genuine miracle worker.

The old songs echoed around Old Trafford to acknowledge an extraordinary hat-trick – a thunderous strike from 25 yards, a tap in, and a glorious header – and such are his Messianic qualities you can almost believe it’s 2007-08 once again and Manchester United are a coherently-run football club.

Like watching an aging rock band past their prime perform the hits that provided the soundtrack of your youth, Ronaldo can still evoke feeling intense enough to help you forget present woes. Admittedly, it’s a fleeting feeling that lasts about as long as one of Ronaldo’s celebrations, which increasingly appear to be an invitation for his teammates to worship at the throne of CR7.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat-trick as Manchester United beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 to move into fourth place

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat-trick as Manchester United beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 to move into fourth place
Tottenham twice fought back but Ronaldo secured victory for United as he scored with a header in the 81st minute

Tottenham twice fought back but Ronaldo secured victory for United as he scored with a header in the 81st minute
Ronaldo got his second goal of the game in the 38th minute after he latched onto a ball from team-mate Jadon Sancho

Ronaldo got his second goal of the game in the 38th minute after he latched onto a ball from team-mate Jadon Sancho

But, then again, it’s considerably better than watching your team running around haplessly and helplessly as Kevin De Bruyne and Phil Foden pass around them with contemptuous ease. So Old Trafford was willing to go with it and offer the adulation required.

What is football, after all, other than a wonderful exercise in escapism? And what dreams might these fans dream should they edge past Atletico Madrid on Tuesday night and qualify for the Champions League quarter-final for only the third time since Sir Alex Ferguson quit? You could almost patch up the dog’s breakfast of a season, apply a little make up and tell yourself it looked pretty good.

It turns out that throwing together two dysfunctional, underperforming clubs who nonetheless have an array of talented individuals results in a properly-entertaining show. You might wince somewhat at the defending, wonder a little about the number of chances a United team set out 4-2-4 concede, and despair of the lack of cohesion in Tottenham’s back three, but that would be to nit-pick a thoroughly entertaining game.

Ronaldo celebrates scoring what proved to be the decisive goal as United got the better of one of their top four rivals

Ronaldo celebrates scoring what proved to be the decisive goal as United got the better of one of their top four rivals
Tottenham made it 2-2 after Manchester United defender Harry Maguire showed an own goal after Sergio Reguilon's cross

Tottenham made it 2-2 after Manchester United defender Harry Maguire showed an own goal after Sergio Reguilon’s cross
Ronaldo marked his return to the side with an excellent goal as he opened the scoring in the 12th minute at Old Trafford

Ronaldo marked his return to the side with an excellent goal as he opened the scoring in the 12th minute at Old Trafford
United interim manager Ralf Rangnick celebrates at full time as Tottenham boss Antonio Conte watches on

United interim manager Ralf Rangnick celebrates at full time as Tottenham boss Antonio Conte watches on
Alex Telles expresses his delight after United's victory against Tottenham was confirmed following Ronaldo's hat-trick

Alex Telles expresses his delight after United’s victory against Tottenham was confirmed following Ronaldo’s hat-trick

And you might question whether either club is deserving of playing in next season’s Champions League. But that would be to rain on the Ronaldo parade and who knows how many more of those there will be? Not that many more for a 37 year old undoubtedly, so everyone present was determined to enjoy it as much as they could.

Even Ralf Rangnick seemed more cheerful than usual, less the anguished German professor and more the wannabe cool teacher.

‘It’s a challenge with a player like Ronaldo,’ he said and you sensed how much anguish was supressed within that bald statement. ‘He made the difference today, for sure. But not only with the three goals. That was best performance, at least since I arrived, on and off the ball. Today he showed for sure that he has the physical capability to do that. And we have to admit that he hasn’t always been like that in the past few weeks.’

Only Antonio Conte was permitted to be churlish, chastising his team’s lack of game management, having twice got themselves back on the front foot and twice conceded the initiative with minutes.

But naturally he was gracious enough to acknowledge what was obvious to all. ‘Cristiano and Messi are the two best players in the world in this era. Before it was Maradona and Pele. But in this era it is Messi and Ronaldo.’

But really United were back to being what they were under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at his best: delightful in moments but wholly unconvincing in the main. The hip injury, which had coincidentally worsened when Ronaldo heard that he wouldn’t be required in the starting line-up for last weekend’s derby game, had quickly healed after the trip to Portugal.

His opener was one of those moments to cherish. Fred, outstanding throughout, laid the ball off and Ronaldo found himself in space. Eric Dier hesitated, which was an open invitation for Ronaldo to shoot. It wasn’t quite the knuckleball free kick, where he gets his laces right under the ball, but it wasn’t far off, swerving and dipping with ferocious power so that even 25 yards out, it was never going to be saved by Hugo Lloris.

Yet United playing 4-2-4, with Pogba effectively Ronaldo’s partner – Ralf Rangnick seemingly has given up on expecting defensive duties from his most talented midfielder – always seemed bold against Antonio Conte’s wing back, which creates a four-man midfield. So it proved.

Ronaldo was substituted shortly after his hat-trick as he received a superb reception from the United crowd

Ronaldo was substituted shortly after his hat-trick as he received a superb reception from the United crowd
Tottenham manager Antonio Conte is left dejected following a defeat that further dents his team's top four hopes

Tottenham manager Antonio Conte is left dejected following a defeat that further dents his team’s top four hopes

Initially, it was Sergio Reguilon and Heung-Min Son causing chaos down the left that troubled United. And Dier had a header cleared off the line by Diogo Dalot. Eventually, it was the right side that proved United’s undoing, Tottenham winger Dejan Kulusevski running through a lame challenge from Jadon Sancho and driving on into the box, his cross rebounding off the out-stretched hand of Alex Telles.

Protest mightily though he did, it was always a penalty. Harry Kane stepped up and hit the strike with such ferocity into the bottom left hand corner that even a decent dive from David De Gea couldn’t stop it.

Tottenham though have issues of their own in that they appear not be able to hold an offside line. Just three minutes later Nemanja Matic dinked a ball in for Sancho to run on to. Reguilon helpfully remained a step behind his team-mates, playing everyone onside and Sancho simply had to square for Ronaldo to restore United’s lead.

You suspected that wouldn’t last and indeed when Kulusevski pulled the ball back for Son on 61 minutes, the Korean should have equalised. They did on 72 minutes when Kane held the ball up, Son and Cristian Romero worked it through to Reguilon, whose drive into the box and cross panicked Harry Maguire to stick out a leg and divert it past his own keeper.

Poor Maguire is having a wretched season. In fairness, he though he needed to intervene because Romero was behind him. He wasn’t to know the Argentine defender was offside.

That said, a winner beckoned for someone. Neither side screamed defensive solidity. And Ronaldo was repeatedly testing Lloris from range. But the decisive goal came from Telles’ corner where Tottenham took the novel approach of declining to mark one of the world’s great players and allowing him a free header.

He met if perfectly, flexing his neck muscles and thrusting his forehead at the ball to head it past Lloris. In the corner, as he performed his trademark celebration, Maguire was one of the first on the scene, relieved to worship thankfully at the throne of CR7. It was almost like everything was well with the world and the dressing room was united. Almost.

Sergio Reguilon is frustrated after the full time whistle at Old Trafford with Tottenham losing 3-2 to Manchester United

Sergio Reguilon is frustrated after the full-time whistle at Old Trafford with Tottenham losing 3-2 to Manchester United

MATCH FACTS

MAN UTD (4-2-3-1): De Gea 6; Dalot 5.5, Varane 7, Maguire 5, Telles 6; Fred 7, Matic 6.5 (Cavani 80); Rashford 6 (Elanga 68, 6), Pogba 6, Sancho 6.5; Ronaldo 9 (Lindelof 83). Subs: Henderson, Bailly, Jones, Mata, Lingard, Wan-Bissaka.

Scorer: Ronaldo 12, 38, 81

Booked: Fred, Pogba

Manager: Ralf Rangnick 7

TOTTENHAM (3-4-2-1): Lloris 5.5; Romero 5, Dier 5, Davies 6 (Bergwijn 87); Doherty 6, Bentancur 6.5 (Winks 88), Hojbjerg 7, Reguilon 6; Kulusevski 7 (Moura 78, 6), Son 5; Kane 6.5. Subs: Gollini, Sanchez, Royal, Rodon, White, Scarlett.

Scorers: Kane pen 35, Maguire og 72

Booked: Dier

Manager: Antonio Conte 6

Referee: Jon Moss 6

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